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 I Don't Drink And Drive I Sip And Cruise Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  I don't drink and drive I sip and cruise shirt!  Dried apricots are so deceiving. I had to LEAVE WORK because one morning I sat through several hours of meetings with absentmindedly eating from the bag of dried apricots beside me and  I don't drink and drive I sip and cruise shirt! I Don't Drink And Drive I Sip And Cruise Shirt I Don't Drink And Drive I Sip And Cruise Sweater I Don't Drink And Drive I Sip And Cruise Hoodie  I’m almost through the last meeting and my skirt is feeling tight. I know lunch is around the corner and  I don't drink and drive I sip and cruise shirt!  When we break I sprint for the single office restroom and immediately start blowing hot loud farts that I KNOW my coworkers can hear. I realize this is not going to pass anytime soon.

 I Am A Lucky Woman I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Husband But Here I Am Killin' It Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  I am a lucky woman I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a spoiled wife of a grumpy old husband but here I am killin' it shirt!  My ribs and anus ached horribly, but I was starting to feel euphoria wash over me that I assumed was just the endorphin rush my body was giving as a way to protect my fragile mind from this ridiculous ordeal and  I am a lucky woman I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a spoiled wife of a grumpy old husband but here I am killin' it shirt! I Am A Lucky Woman I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Husband But Here I Am Killin' It Shirt I Am A Lucky Woman I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Husband But Here I Am Killin' It Sweater I Am A Lucky Woman I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Husband But H

 Faute D'amour Et D'eau Fraiche Je Vis D'amis Et D'alcool Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  faute d'amour et d'eau fraiche je vis d'amis et d'alcool shirt!  We eventually arrived without incident, and we refused to speak of this event. Things were never really the same between all of us after that, and I have a feeling none of us will ever touch eggs ever again. They already ate enough of my farts, they don't need a reminder. I should have never eaten that much fiber. I had no idea it was capable of that and  faute d'amour et d'eau fraiche je vis d'amis et d'alcool shirt! Faute D'amour Et D'eau Fraiche Je Vis D'amis Et D'alcool Shirt Faute D'amour Et D'eau Fraiche Je Vis D'amis Et D'alcool Sweater Faute D'amour Et D'eau Fraiche Je Vis D'amis Et D'alcool Hoodie TL;DR - I ate too many fiber bars and ended up gassing my family nearly to death over 7 hours in a car. I made the scientific discov

 Dad Thanks For Picking Up My Poop Merry Christmas Love Dog's Name Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  dad thanks for picking up my poop merry christmas love dog's name shirt!  My ribs and anus ached horribly, but I was starting to feel euphoria wash over me that I assumed was just the endorphin rush my body was giving as a way to protect my fragile mind from this ridiculous ordeal and  dad thanks for picking up my poop merry christmas love dog's name shirt! Dad Thanks For Picking Up My Poop Merry Christmas Love Dog's Name Shirt Dad Thanks For Picking Up My Poop Merry Christmas Love Dog's Name Sweater Dad Thanks For Picking Up My Poop Merry Christmas Love Dog's Name Hoodie  By the time hour 7 rolled around my farts had slowly faded away, but the smell permeated my clothes and the seat behind me and  dad thanks for picking up my poop merry christmas love dog's name shirt!  The family had gone through almost an entire container of Vicks, and they appeared to have s

 Common Sense Is Like Deodorant The People Who Need It Most Never Use It Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it shirt!  From that point forward the farts were just as frequent and long, but they felt cleaner and less restricted. It began to feel like I was airing my colon out, blowing out all the accumulated dust and   common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it shirt! Common Sense Is Like Deodorant The People Who Need It Most Never Use It Shirt Common Sense Is Like Deodorant The People Who Need It Most Never Use It Sweater Common Sense Is Like Deodorant The People Who Need It Most Never Use It Hoodie  My ribs and anus ached horribly, but I was starting to feel euphoria wash over me that I assumed was just the endorphin rush my body was giving as a way to protect my fragile mind from this ridiculous ordeal and  common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it shirt!  By th

 Cobra Chicken Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  cobra chicken shirt!  Suddenly, and without warning, a rock hard turd rocketed out of me like a cannonball and plastered itself to the back of the toilet bowl, and with that this tidal wave of what could only be described as peanut butter oatmeal. I could feel the muscles in my abdomen squeezing my intestines so hard that it actually hurt and  cobra chicken shirt! Cobra Chicken Shirt Cobra Chicken Sweater Cobra Chicken Hoodie  It was like when you are throwing up and you can feel your stomach violently squish itself to push everything out, but instead it was my butt that was throwing up and  cobra chicken shirt!  Once everything was pushed out it was topped off by the longest fart in my short, pathetic existence, one that I could never accurately give the length other than say well over 20 seconds, and that I could literally feel and see my stomach shrinking. I destroyed that poor coffee shop bathroom and I frequently wonder what happened t

 Buns Of Steel Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  buns of steel shirt!  At hour 4 disaster struck. I stopped farting, but I was still swelling with gas. I knew I was plugged up and if I didn't do something soon the pain is going to become unbearable and   buns of steel shirt! Buns Of Steel Shirt Buns Of Steel Sweater Buns Of Steel Hoodie  We stopped at a Coffee Shop and I ran in to use the bathroom. I gingerly sat down on the toilet and gently pushed but the pain was too much and  buns of steel shirt!  I resorted to pushing on my stomach to help things along and suddenly I felt this wave of pressure hit me that made my butt cheeks break into a cold sweat and start to tingle.

 Blutgruppe Anime Positiv Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  blutgruppe anime positiv shirt!  The fact of the matter was that I was now experiencing major flatulence every 2 to 3 minutes, and we couldn't stop the car every few minutes to escape the smell, so we decided to roll all the windows down and allow me to let loose whenever I needed and   blutgruppe anime positiv shirt! Blutgruppe Anime Positiv Shirt Blutgruppe Anime Positiv Sweater Blutgruppe Anime Positiv Hoodie  However, we had no idea that this would become a much longer ordeal than we initially thought. Truth be told, I couldn't stop farting for nearly 7 hours, and each fart just HAD to be more epic than the last and  blutgruppe anime positiv shirt!  By the time hour 2 rolled around, my anus was sore and aching, and my insides feeling like shards of glass were ripping through me. And the smell had become so overpowering that we had to stop at a gas station and buy as many air fresheners as we could. 

 The I Know I Ride Like An Old Man Try To Keep Up Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  I know I ride like an old man try to keep up shirt!  These things were crazy good and I ended up eating an entire 8 pack of them in one sitting. After that I went to sleep and woke up in the morning to a bloated stomach but felt fine otherwise. 45 minutes into our ride the cramps began and   I know I ride like an old man try to keep up shirt! I Know I Ride Like An Old Man Try To Keep Up Shirt I Know I Ride Like An Old Man Try To Keep Up Sweater I Know I Ride Like An Old Man Try To Keep Up Hoodie  My stomach grew larger and larger and I ended up needing to remove my seatbelt, and undoing the zipper on my jeans to give it more space to expand and  I know I ride like an old man try to keep up shirt!  My cousin next to me couldn't believe what he was seeing, he said it was like the blueberry scene from Willy Wonka. I couldn't hold the gas in any longer and asked my uncle to pull over, which he did and

 I Just Want To Work In My Barn And Hang Out With My Horses Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  I just want to work in my barn and hang out with my horses shirt!  That’s the last pope, he was an awful person who sat on a gold throne and wore expensive clothes and jewelry. Pope Benedict was a disgusting person. Pope Francis however is amazing. Much more down to earth and actually caring about problems. He even said masturbation isn’t a sin which is a big deal and   I just want to work in my barn and hang out with my horses shirt! I Just Want To Work In My Barn And Hang Out With My Horses Shirt I Just Want To Work In My Barn And Hang Out With My Horses Sweater I Just Want To Work In My Barn And Hang Out With My Horses Hoodie  He has also had talks with gay priests and  I just want to work in my barn and hang out with my horses shirt!  (I can’t remember if they left the order or not) and said that there’s nothing wrong with being gay and also even went as far as to say he doesn’t care what a p

 I Just Want To Watch Musicals And Take Naps Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  I just want to watch musicals and take naps shirt!  A lot of the traditional aspects of the Papacy are a legacy from the displays of power that were the standard of political figures of the Middle Ages. Visual spectacle and grandiosity were the norm and   I just want to watch musicals and take naps shirt! I Just Want To Watch Musicals And Take Naps Shirt I Just Want To Watch Musicals And Take Naps Sweater I Just Want To Watch Musicals And Take Naps Hoodie  After Vatican II I think they've slowly started moving away from that. It started with the abandonment of the Papal Tiara and now the throne and  I just want to watch musicals and take naps shirt!  I'm sure it will very from individual Pope to individual Pope but I think this trend of scaling down the visual grandiosity of the office is going to continue.

 I Do What I Want Where I Want When I Want As Long As My Wife Says It's Ok Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  I do what I want where I want when I want as long as my wife says it's ok shirt!  For the Church, the starting point is God. God creates every human being in his image. This means that we should try to ensure that everyone is respected, and that we pay special attention to the people who are most marginalized in society, because they're the people whose rights are most likely to be trampled on and   I do what I want where I want when I want as long as my wife says it's ok shirt! I Do What I Want Where I Want When I Want As Long As My Wife Says It's Ok Shirt I Do What I Want Where I Want When I Want As Long As My Wife Says It's Ok Sweater I Do What I Want Where I Want When I Want As Long As My Wife Says It's Ok Hoodie  The Church insists that we have a duty to the poor migrant fleeing violence, to the gay kid who's contemplating suicide, to the beggar

 I Do It For The Ho's Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  I do it for the ho's shirt!  Don't tax the rich. Instead, appeal to man's better nature to ask the rich for charity. Remember the pope's primary function is to remind people about the better nature of man. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape and  I do it for the ho's shirt! I Do It For The Ho's Shirt I Do It For The Ho's Sweater I Do It For The Ho's Hoodie If you know where that quote came from, you know why the pope is important and  I do it for the ho's shirt!  Humans need to see appeals to their better nature to make life bearable, even if getting charity from the rich is seen as some sort of a fantasy.

 I Anime But Jesus Always Comes First So Turn Down The Heantai Ya Turkey Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  I anime but jesus always comes first so turn down the heantai ya turkey shirt!  It's interesting how many people when told the pope doesnt agree with their bigotry will say hes not the pope rather than examine their feelings and  I anime but jesus always comes first so turn down the heantai ya turkey shirt! I Anime But Jesus Always Comes First So Turn Down The Heantai Ya Turkey Shirt I Anime But Jesus Always Comes First So Turn Down The Heantai Ya Turkey Sweater I Anime But Jesus Always Comes First So Turn Down The Heantai Ya Turkey Hoodie  I think fundamentally the church picked him because he was untainted by the myriad of scandals rocking the church and that they figured they needed some good PR without fundamentally changing or reforming the doctrine and  I anime but jesus always comes first so turn down the heantai ya turkey shirt!  I feel like after he passes away the next

 English Important But Math Is Importanter Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  english important but math is importanter shirt!  This allows better cost management of your weeks meals, reduces the trips to the supermarket reducing the liklihood of buying hungry or on impulse and better knowledge in the nutrition you are getting with each meal and  english important but math is importanter shirt! English Important But Math Is Importanter Shirt English Important But Math Is Importanter Sweater English Important But Math Is Importanter Hoodie Writing a shopping list is a huge factor as well as this keeps you focused on what you need to buy, limits the time spent wandering where you are more likely to buy processed foods or snacks and  english important but math is importanter shirt!  Find 2/3 recipes that you enjoy with similar bases, a starch of your choice and you can rotate your meals daily freeing up money, time and less washing up every day.

 Duct Tape Can't Fix Stupid But It Can Muffle The Sound Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  duct tape can't fix stupid but it can muffle the sound shirt!  I go to the bulk grain section of the grocery store and I get whatever's on sale: thick rolled oats, steel cut oats, rye berries, barely, etc and I make a multigrain porridge on Sunday. It stiffens up so I heat up a portion in the microwave, pour cold milk and a splash of cream if I have it to thin and cool it down. In the summer, I top with berries and peaches. In the fall and winter, I use apples and dried nuts/fruits. Full of fiber and slow releasing energy and  duct tape can't fix stupid but it can muffle the sound shirt! Duct Tape Can't Fix Stupid But It Can Muffle The Sound Shirt Duct Tape Can't Fix Stupid But It Can Muffle The Sound Sweater Duct Tape Can't Fix Stupid But It Can Muffle The Sound Hoodie As a Korean, purple rice adds a nice pop. You only need a handful to dye the whole batch and  duct tape

 Drinkerbell Shirt, Hoodie And Sweater The  drinkerbell shirt!  I'd add - mix your grains! Koreans know the shiz, man - mixed grain rice is a (very expensive sometimes) thing. You can buy a ready made mix to add to rice in Asian markets, but honestly? Use what you already have in the house and   drinkerbell shirt! Drinkerbell Shirt Drinkerbell Sweater Drinkerbell Hoodie Soak some lentils, barley, whole oats if you have them - the idea is to get things that will cook together in the same amount of time and  drinkerbell shirt!  So Barley needs more time than rice - soak that before you cook and the time evens out. Start out using like 1/3 mixed grain and 2/3 rice. It's SUPER yummy, and you get a lot more filling/nutrient power in the same serving size.